admin Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Feel Free to add to the list 18 - You don't have to hide your Fly Fishing magazines.. 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fly Fish with you once in a while. 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fly Fishing. 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fly Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. 14 - Your Fly Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago 13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fly Fish with a total stranger. 12 - When you see a really good Fly Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. 11 - If your regular Fly Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fly Fish by yourself. 9 - When dealing with a Fly Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fly Fishing stuff. 7 - You can have a Fly Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment. 6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. 5 - If you want to watch Fly Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 4 - Nobody expects you to Fly Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. 3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fly Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. And the number one reason why Fly Fishing is Better Than Sex... 1 - Your Fly Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenbow Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. Personal experience? I'll never tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryfly Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Good one pacres. GB: "You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. " Yeah, but fish seem to grow and grow with each telling and with more beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. Personal experience? I'll never tell. You don't have to get the fish to drink to make you look better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Sometimes a small rod is an asset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 We can speak proudly of the BIG ONES we've landed in the past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreLastCast Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 If you're Fly Fishing and look over your shoulder and see someone is watching you while hiding in the bushes behind you....You're okay with it. If you see someone has a longer Rod than you, you're okay with it. If you catch the tip of your rod in the tail gate, it doesn't mean a trip to the hospital. If you are Logged onto a Fly Fishing Forum late at night and your Spouse walks in on you, you don't have to have an alternative webpage on stand by to bring up to hide what you were really looking at.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Sometimes we catch the same fish more than once in the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Flyfishing alone with your rod in your hand is perfectly acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 When flyfishing, with enough weight, you can reach bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 If another guy admires your rod,it's okay to let him handle it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Several guys can fish the same hole if it's big enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I've NEVER fallen asleep while flyfishing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I've NEVER been called a "disgusting, sicko, pervert" while flyfishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You don't have to replace batteries in your flyfishing tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Its ok to sneek up on a hole and hit it from behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Its ok to sneek up on a hole and hit it from behind (PLEASE INSERT ALL "BIGBOWTROUT'S MOM" JOKES HERE. DAVE?... ANYONE?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You can always try new things, but coming back to the same reliable holes does produce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 If your kids find all your fly fishing gear, your only worries are wether or not they've broken anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 If your wife finds all your hidden fly fishing gear..... the only flak your going to hear is "holy sh** how much did all of this cost!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Flyfishing with your cousin is acceptable everywhere, not just in the Ozarks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreLastCast Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You can tell your Mom and even your Grandma about last night's double header. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyangler Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Pacres- the only reason #6 is true is that fishing IS the disease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You can tell your Mom and even your Grandma about last night's double header. LOLOL best one yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Any sentence with the words "blow" and "my fly" is acceptable in any fishing crowd.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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