So It Is Written

[Taco]

 

 

A preacher was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday. He said to the congregation, "You know, the Bible has an answer for everything. The reason for that is that the people in the Bible have all, at one time or another, been in the same situations you have."

"Even PMS?" a woman asked.

"Yes, I assure you, PMS is in there. Tell you what, I'll look for it and tell you the passage next week."

So everyone goes home, and the preacher looks for the passage and Sunday comes around.

He gets in front of the congregation and begins his lecture. "People, I have found the passage in the Bible referring to PMS."

"Really, Preacher ? Where?" the lady asked.

"It's right here in this passage where it says, 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem'."

[Hawgstoppah]

lmfao...

[Taco]

Glad someone laughed Brian, was startin' to think these mooks 'round here had a bad case of the born again DTs

[Taco]

Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."

Then they see a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dyin'."

[darrinhurst]

Both are killer.

 

LOL

[jksnijders]

 

 

Awesome..