Weedy1 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 We all have neighbors, some very likable, some not, weird ones, nosy ones, quiet ones, loud ones, etc. Then you have my neighbor, nice guy, but sometimes I have to wonder. This is my neighbor story for today, one of just many. As I was pulling out of my driveway today I stopped to say a quick "Hello" to my neighbor. He asks if I saw a "weirdo" earlier in the day. I say "no" and ask "why". He proceeds to explain to me that earlier in the day someone left a crap underneath a Sun newspaper on his driveway. I ask "dog crap"? He says "no". I ask, "You mean someone crapped on your driveway and covered it up?" He says "Yes". I pissing myself laughing by now thinking why would someone take a crap on his driveway. So we leave and go do our errands, come home and there it still is, the newspaper with the crap underneath. He must be afraid to touch it. So my wife phones the neighbors to have a little fun with them. Then I phone them and have a little more fun with them by telling them the crap has disappeared (someone took it). They fall for it. This is where it stands as of this posting. So how are your neighbors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luukesh Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Haha, sooo funny.......he's got it quarantined like a crime scene. Is he gonna have it DNA tested or what...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy1 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 I put the caution tape up. I'm waiting on his call.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I hate it when people have a dump in my driveway......it sticks in the lugs of my workboots and the wintertime the neighbours think I'm nuckin' futs drivin' around with the windows rolled down and the heater goin' full blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Maybe you should draw a chalk line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwalters Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Maybe you should draw a chalk line You'll just have to draw it so it looks like someone squatting over the pile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chidders Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Weedy, I got this off the surveillance cam in the alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy1 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 Weedy, I got this off the surveillance cam in the alley. I'll send it to my neighbor , see if he recognizes him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthwader Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 People are so uppity nowadays. Gone are the days when you could just walk over to someone's driveway and do a jobbie. What is this world coming to?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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