Taco Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A Texas oilman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing," the oilman offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the living *hit out of all of you!" Impressed, St. Peter asked, "When did all this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago......” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulltrout Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 i think you're giving birchy a run for his money here Taco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Absolutely awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tako Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think ya'll gonna be real surprised when ya'll get up to the gates and saint pete dips some cope an says "ya'll git in the chev we goin up ta the big house" Good one Taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 jeez Doctor you'da thought you would'da realized that sometimes to get a rise you hafta troll a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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