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A Texas oilman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

Well, I can think of one thing," the oilman offered.

 

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang

of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her

alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most

heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,

ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back

off!! Or I'll kick the living *hit out of all of you!"

 

Impressed, St. Peter asked, "When did all this happen?"

 

"Just a couple of minutes ago......”

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