Texas Oilman

[Taco]

A Texas oilman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

Well, I can think of one thing," the oilman offered.

 

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang

of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her

alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most

heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,

ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back

off!! Or I'll kick the living *hit out of all of you!"

 

Impressed, St. Peter asked, "When did all this happen?"

 

"Just a couple of minutes ago......”

[bulltrout]

i think you're giving birchy a run for his money here Taco...

[birchy]

Absolutely awesome!

[Tako]

I think ya'll gonna be real surprised when ya'll get up to the gates and saint pete dips some cope an says "ya'll git in the chev we goin up ta the big house"

 

Good one Taco

[Taco]

jeez Doctor you'da thought you would'da realized that sometimes to get a rise you hafta troll a little