Taco Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'. Quote
Harps Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 OMG Those are great!! Number 6 applies to SO MANY people I know... Quote
ladystrange Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 i have slinky people in my life too. sandwich anyone??? Quote
Taco Posted January 5, 2008 Author Posted January 5, 2008 i have slinky people in my life too. sandwich anyone??? No thanks..........................the last one Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 Taco, Regarding your signature....did Roger Miller sing "KING OF THE ROAD" ? Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6gFGqgKkNw&feature=related Nevermind. Quote
maxwell Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 5,4,3,2,1..freakin awsome taco...did u catch that hommie Quote
Taco Posted January 5, 2008 Author Posted January 5, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI Quote
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