SilverDoctor Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Politically Correct Holiday Greeting Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my/our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, respecting, of course, the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others -- or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I/We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make North America great (not to imply that North America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Thanks to the Royal Canadian Air Farce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 sadly, this might end up being all we can send in a greeting card soon.............. we've taken the lord's prayer out of schools but allowed the schools to supply our kids condoms. anyone else see a problem here? society sucks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbadbrent Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Condom's work better then prayer...especially in 'that' situation Prayer should be saved for schools that are religious, as religion shouldn't be forced onto people, so why should kids in public school be forced to know the lords prayer, or even recite it? If they're in the public school, then its up to the parents to know it and teach it, not the teachers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 What Canada stands for is being turned against us .. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 sadly, this might end up being all we can send in a greeting card soon.............. we've taken the lord's prayer out of schools but allowed the schools to supply our kids condoms. anyone else see a problem here? society sucks..... Brian how many kids do you have again????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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