Teck71 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend. Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool. Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walker1 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dandy!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dude must be doin' sumthin' wrong! If I gave my wife that choice, I wouldn't be goin' fishin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbadbrent Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dude must be doin' sumthin' wrong! If I gave my wife that choice, I wouldn't be goin' fishin'! She'd ask you to mow the lawn before you went..right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 She'd ask you to mow the lawn before you went..right? Is that what you kids are calling it these days- "mowing the lawn"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dude must be doin' sumthin' wrong! If I gave my wife that choice, I wouldn't be goin' fishin'! If I'd had to guess, I'd say there was nuttin' on the TV. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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