Taco Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A guy goes into a bar, where he sees a smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the ye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." "No kidding?" said the man. "I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrinhurst Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 LOL nice but sluts every where are going to be mad about you comparing them to Lawyers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEISteve Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 A run over dog on the road vs. a run over lawyer. Only difference is the skid marks before the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 How do ya get a lawyer outta a tree? Cut the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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