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An elderly couple were about to get married.

She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to have sex six times a week."

He said: "Put me down for Fridays."

 

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