A Joke For You "three Men On A Hike"

[Guest girlsfishtoo]

Three Men on a Hike

 

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

 

“God, please give me the strength to cross the river”

 

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

 

 

 

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

 

“God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river”

 

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

 

 

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

 

“God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river”

 

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 

“If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!”

 

 

[birchy]

HA .... ha.....

 

 

 

 

haaaa....

 

 

 

 

[Taco]

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

 

Why do brides wear white?

So the new Dishwasher will match the stove

 

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when

she brings it.

 

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary

things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she

starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

 

How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

 

Why do men fart more than women? Because women can’t shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

 

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the

front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once

you let him in.

 

I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

 

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by

90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

 

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

 

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man

and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has

[Guest girlsfishtoo]

I take it you are a bachelor Taco?

[Taco]

Na, married twice, been hangin' with the current one 22 yrs, but I like to keep my bitter half irritated so I have a remote chance of guessin' what the hell she's mad about now. Shoulda never married a serving member of the Crowsnest Pass Mafia................

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. just j/k wid ya GFT

[Guest girlsfishtoo]

Na, married twice, been hangin' with the current one 22 yrs, but I like to keep my bitter half irritated so I have a remote chance of guessin' what the hell she's mad about now. Shoulda never married a serving member of the Crowsnest Pass Mafia................

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. just j/k wid ya GFT

 

I was just joking about being a bachelor too!

[reevesr1]

How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

 

Charles Barkley used that one on a national telecast once. Caused a bit of a stir!