birchy Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Quote
flyfishfairwx Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Damn Birchy. I now need a new Keyboard and monitor ...Does anybody know how to get Coffee laced with whiskey out of a keyboard... Quote
loyaleddie Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 ...Does anybody know how to get Coffee laced with whiskey out of a keyboard... Yes, it's called AA Coffee and whiskey at 10:40 AM.......Jeesh!!!!! Quote
flyangler Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I told that joke at a roast for one of our flyfishing buddies and it went over pretty well. Except for the mom with two kids under 12 at the party. She still glares at me from time to time. Quote
flyfishfairwx Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Yes, it's called AA Coffee and whiskey at 10:40 AM.......Jeesh!!!!! Retired and nothing better to do after walking the dogs in the cold...... and it was only a little shot... Quote
loyaleddie Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Retired and nothing better to do after walking the dogs in the cold...... and it was only a little shot... Retired? I thought you were watching Bison in the paddock at CFB Wainright? Hmmm ..the Honeypot ...Good times!!!! Quote
flyfishfairwx Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Retired? I thought you were watching Bison in the paddock at CFB Wainright? Hmmm ..the Honeypot ...Good times!!!! Nope I retired in 06, NOT 1906 either!!! Worked for CUBIC for 18 months and when my pay did not get to where I was first promised I told them to give me a 10% raise or I am gone!!! I was not kidding!! and I don't lie, There I was GONE..... Too damn much work for the pay and pain...... Forced into retirement, fighting DVA for proper pension... fish/hunt when I can, go a day and spend 3-4 recovering...that's why sometimes my grammer and typing suck, Legally stoned Can't do any thing else for now, except Piss folks off in the big City... The Scummy Pot....... Only when I had to......... Quote
loyaleddie Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 The Scummy Pot....... Only when I had to......... Just like "Bridget the Miget".... Quote
flyfishfairwx Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Just like "Bridget the Miget".... You sick Barstool... Never Never, been married for 25 yrs and it is still good... enough said!!!!! Quote
Harps Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 That is only funny because I did my QL's in that hole... Wainwright i mean. I had completely forgotten about Bridget the Midget Quote
flyfishfairwx Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 That is only funny because I did my QL's in that hole... Wainwright i mean. I had completely forgotten about Bridget the Midget If you have "forgotten about "Bridget the Midget" then you ain't really been there... Just like the saying of the sixties ......if you can remember the sixties then you were not there.... Quote
loyaleddie Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 That is only funny because I did my QL's in that hole... Wainwright i mean. I had completely forgotten about Bridget the Midget What QL's did you do there..... And how can forget about Bridget..... Unless she left you with her own special present Quote
Harps Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 QL's 1,2,&3 for armoured in 1997. Southern Alberta Ligt Horse Reserve (Changed from Recce to light Armour in 97). Great experience, was even in a riot involving British and US soldiers... great. For some reason, I had misplaced the memory.... Nightmares last night of tretments, thanks guys. Back to therapy I go. Quote
loyaleddie Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 LMAO..Ahh the "Silly Horse" Enjoy the therapy! Quote
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