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Background

1) Leth Herald has a "roast and toast" section every week

2) Four years ago the Coaldale police service was disbanded and amalgamated with the Leth regional police service

3) Three months ago a Tim's opened in Coaldale.

 

This hilarious "toast" was in last week's Herald.

 

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Hayden (youngest) works at Tim Hortons and has divulged the secret as to why Tim customers receive better police protection than us Starbucks regulars: police get all products gratis. Nice.

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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

 

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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