Not Birchy Material But................

[126barnes]

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.

He began his day with an 8 pound mud trout on the first cast and a 7

pounder on the second. On the third cast he had just caught

his first ever rainbow over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible

accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd

be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his

best day ever on the water.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the

hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a

stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 rainbow trout over 10 pounds.

He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your

fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you

were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has

been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished

because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever

take!' 'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And

you'll

be her care giver forever!'

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

 

The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just f**kin' with ya. She's

dead.

What'd you catch?'

[birchy]

Am I a bad person for laughing at that one??

[mvdaog]

ahahha thats really funny..........

We've all lost someone and of course who and when makes a huge difference as to if this is funny or not. I say laugh while you still can, we dont live forever.

I laughed.

[kipper]

ahahha thats really funny..........

We've all lost someone and of course who and when makes a huge difference as to if this is funny or not. I say laugh while you still can, we dont live forever.

I laughed.

 

aahhhh..there is humour in tragedy I agree mvdaog..laughter is the best medicine.

[Taco]

Taking a break from the golf circuit nearby, Tiger Woods drove his new Mercedes SUV into an Irish gas station.

 

An attendant greeted him in the typical Irish manner, unaware who this "Yank" golf celebrity was. "Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

 

As Tiger got out of the vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.

 

"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.

 

"They're called tees," replied Tiger.

 

"Aye, and what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

 

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

 

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those Mercedes fellas think of fookin' everyting."