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I have an ad on Kijiji offering my computer services as well.. check out this email (read from the bottom up and i've changed John Doe's email for privacy):

 

Real nice!

 

Listen man, I don't provide free advice.. especially to people I don't know. I can guarantee that no tech in the city with the same level of education and work experience as me will either.

 

This is just a side job for me, I don't need your money. If you want to be cheap, look up one of the $20/hour techs who just got out of school and will take hours to fix the same problem that I can fix in 10 minutes.

 

Otherwise, don't waste my time.

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: John Doe

To: Ryan Birch

Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 6:34 PM

Subject: RE: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

 

 

okay.. that means you could just slack the whole time and make lots of cash

 

 

 

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From: birch.ryan@gmail.com

To: johndoe@hotmail.com

Subject: Re: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:40:03 -0700

 

 

It does sound like a firewall issue for sure.

 

Well, you can bring it to me and I can have a look. As mentioned in the ad on Kijiji, I charge $50/hour.

 

Thanks,

 

Ryan

 

----- Original Message -----

From: John Doe

To: Ryan Birch

Sent: Sunday, January 06, 2008 8:31 PM

Subject: RE: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

 

 

like it wont let me sign in... i have a feeling there is a firewall up but i cant find which one..

and the limewire wont download the songs

 

 

 

 

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From: birch.ryan@gmail.com

To: johndoe@hotmail.com

Subject: Re: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

Date: Sun, 6 Jan 2008 20:16:57 -0700

 

 

What do you mean when you say they "don't work"? Won't open at all?? Error messages? I need a bit more detail.

 

Did you want to bring it by and I can have a look for you?

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Kijiji Reply (from johndoe@hotmail.com)

To: birch.ryan@gmail.com

Sent: Sunday, January 06, 2008 12:52 AM

Subject: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

 

 

You've received the following reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji:

 

From: johndoe@hotmail.com

You can respond to johndoe@hotmail.com by replying to this email

 

hey my laptop is fast enoughbut for some reason i cant get MSN to work

and i cant get Limewire to work eather...

do you no how to fix this problem

 

Report this message to Customer Support

 

 

 

Good luck, and thanks for using Kijiji.

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Quick addition:

 

Like I said, I don't need your money. Ask someone else.

 

----- Original Message -----

From: John Doe

To: Ryan Birch

Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 7:21 PM

Subject: RE: Reply to your "Computer Repair/Service" Ad on Kijiji

 

 

didnt need to get mad, just saying..

so can i leave it with you for an hour and then come pick it up and it will be done?

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Ryan,

I have an old Dell Latitude laptop that I am typing on right now. It has a piece of crap internal mouse that basically does its own thing, but I'm too cheap to buy a new one. Actually, I did buy a new one, but I'm too lazy to move my wife's email stuff to the new laptop. Can you come over and do it for free? I'll teach you how to run a nuclear reactor, or maybe how to build a fancy electric fence......

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Ryan,

I have an old Dell Latitude laptop that I am typing on right now. It has a piece of crap internal mouse that basically does its own thing, but I'm too cheap to buy a new one. Actually, I did buy a new one, but I'm too lazy to move my wife's email stuff to the new laptop. Can you come over and do it for free? I'll teach you how to run a nuclear reactor, or maybe how to build a fancy electric fence......

 

Hmmm... will I lose all my hair from working on the nuclear reactor?? :P

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