Lynn's Otjotd

[LynnF]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

"I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[reevesr1]

Nice. Birchy must be hearing footsteps.

 

I'll let you get a bit of praise before I hijack the post!

[Hawgstoppah]

Crap. My wife reads books. Does this mean I'll never win an arguement... ever??... I mean... isn't every man's goal in life to win just ONE disagreement with the wife?

[LynnF]

Crap. My wife reads books. Does this mean I'll never win an arguement... ever??... I mean... isn't every man's goal in life to win just ONE disagreement with the wife?

 

Brian,

 

You know those times you went jewellery shopping? THOSE are the times you have won arguments. Cuz we let ya win

[ladystrange]

beautiful, absolutly beautiful.

 

my sides hurt.