Taco Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 *snicker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxlarsen Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 so 2 guys were fishing in a boat, after hours and hours of no success, one of the men finally gets a tug. "I GOT ONE I GOT ONE!!!" he yells. Only moments later he finds that it was actually just an old lamp at the end of his line. he decides to rub off the years of grime from sitting on the bottom of the lake and finds there is actually a genie inside who is willing to grant him a single wish. "Oh that's easy" he replies "I want you to turn the lake into beer!" "done" replies the genie. and a few moments later the genie disappeared and the lake began to boil with the telltale carbonation of beer. "Wow it actually worked!" cried the fisherman, to which his fishing partner replied "Yah, great job genius, now we have to piss in the boat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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