headscan Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/trp/1373376861.html And just in case it gets removed, here's the ad text in full: Astronaut Needed (Northern Alberta) Date: 2009-09-14, 3:52AM MDT Reply to: job-nypzm-1373376861@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Astronaut needed for experimental flight to Titan. I have been working on this project now for near 40 years and am afraid I'm no longer fit enough to go. My secret space craft is the result of my professional experience and imagination while serving the U.S. military in advanced aeronautics as a scientist. The craft harnesses a revolutionary propulsion system and its fuselage is fabricated with the most advanced material. While considerably safe, I am certain you will make it safely to Titan but there will not be enough fuel to get home. This is for someone unique that has always wanted to see the universe first-hand and has perhaps a terminal view on life here at home. Here's your shot at romantic history. Must be: -physically fit. -mentally sound. -over the age of 18. -a dreamer. -a believer. -not afraid of heights. -not afraid of extreme conditions such as speed, pressure, heat, etc. -brave. -no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim. -good eye-sight & hearing. -manual dexterity (although the craft is largely cpu controlled). -OK in cramped conditions for long periods of time. Location: Northern Alberta Compensation: $25,000 CASH. This is a contract job. Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 1373376861 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalanche Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 And you were looking for what when you found this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headscan Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 Came across my RSS feed from cnet news. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10372447...ag=2547-1_3-0-5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayhad Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 $25000 for a one way ticket from a crack pot...... what a deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadensis Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 $25000 for a one way ticket from a crack pot...... what a deal Ya I am sure the author is serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I have a friend who would be a perfect fit... it's been removed from CL now, thanks for posting this. I'd love to meet this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 LMAO, I got a neighbour I'd volunteer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tosh Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 can i volenteer my mother-in-law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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