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  1. A man is cupping his hands to scoop water to drink from a Scottish Highland lake when a gamekeeper spots him and shouts: “Dinnae drink the waater! Et’s full of coo’s shite and piss!”

    The man replies: “Sorry, I’m from England. Could you repeat that in English, please?”

    The keeper says: “I’m sorry, I said use two hands – you’ll spill less that way.”

     

    One day God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day, God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.

    Adam said: "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

    God said: "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

    Adam replied: "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

    "Damn," God replied: "I’ll never get that smell out of the fish."

     

    A mother cleaning her son’s room finds an S&M magazine under the bed. Upset, she shows her husband.“What do you think we should do?” she asks.

    “I’m not sure," the father replies: “But we certainly shouldn’t spank him.”

  2. True, they are a powerful, intelligent dog. that require a powerful, intelligent trainer/owner. but to say that they were bred to kill is wrong you can not breed to kill you can breed to to be effeicent at what you do they are strong, intelligent loyal dogs, dominant dogs, and have been selectivly bred to be that way. so as an owner you have to be the alpha to a very dominant dog and not many people have the time and patience to be that.

     

    now as for Mastifs it is not a breed it is a class that includes Newf's, st.bernards, bernese mountaindogs, bull dogs, danes, caine corso, and on and on. and depaending on that breed you get the bred characteristics.

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    on the same note no dog should be at an off leash unless the owner has control in any situation. you call the dog should come. if not keep the leash on you don't have control.

     

     

     

     

  3. on the point of Pitties,

     

    Never owned one, but a friend of mine has three, they are the 3 of the best trained dogs I have ever met.

    pitties are smart, loyal, athletic animals. there undoing is the fact that most people buy them for the wrong reasons, and the wrong people buy them.

    to train a dog as smart as a pitpull, you have to be an strong willed, consistant trainer. it is not a dog for the type of person who is compensating.

     

    me I am a retriever or heeler type personally.

     

    Teck

  4. I wish I was fishing on the 16th but as I am new to the the province I don't really know any good place yet and would rather carpool.

     

    Once the rivers let up and truck is on the road, let me know I'm always happy to take people out.

     

    just gotta work around work schedule and vistation with my daughter.

     

  5. one Question what the hell is the difference between 1 truck and 15 or what ever. you still can only drive on at a time. am i a jerk because at one point I had 4 vehicles just for me (442, S10, honda intuder, Nova SS) each had it's purpose and i could only drive one at a time. this always made me wonder the argument of having too many cars is means your not ECO enough. See I wasn't eco because 3 of the 4 were big Gas guzzling monster engines. not because I had too many of them

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