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Ohhhh My God... (joke) In No Way Intended To Offend.


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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

 

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

 

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.

 

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

 

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

 

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown."

 

The small guy says:

"Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

 

 

 

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Guest 420FLYFISHIN

thats is weird, i was thinking of that joke last week but couldnt remember how it went.

 

always a gooder

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