flyfishfairwx Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jksnijders Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 The only thing about that which I found offensive is that I laughed so hard I damn near pissed my pants.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 thats is weird, i was thinking of that joke last week but couldnt remember how it went. always a gooder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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