This Is Why Cats Rule....

[LynnF]

If you've never owned a golden, I can certify that is is EXACTLY what happens when you put a golden together with a cat. Even at 85-odd pounds, our cat rules the house. This is probably the funniest video I've watched in a while. And cute too

 

http://video.sympatico.msn.com/v/en-ca/v.h...3549&fg=rss

[Harps]

Cats do rule... especially those cool gov't cats.

 

The Four Cats !

 

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .

 

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

 

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

 

'T-square, do your stuff.'

 

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

 

He called his cat and said,

 

'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

 

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies .Everyone agreed that was good.

 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said 'Measure, do your stuff.'

 

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

 

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

 

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'

 

 

The Government Employee called his cat and said.....

 

'Coffee Break.....do your stuff.'

 

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........

 

Ate the cookies...............

 

Drank the milk..............

 

Sh*t on the paper....................

 

Screwed the other three cats.....

 

Claimed he injured his back while doing so..................

 

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.........

 

Put in for Workers Compensation...............and

 

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave...!!!!!!!!!!

[admin]

That is cute. don't show that to my wife, I'll have to break down and get one. lol

[Weedy1]

Cats are just too smart for most dogs. Check this one out

 

[LynnF]

Holy crap Weedy....when that cat hid and them came pouncing out I thought I was gonna die. That was funny!!!

[rhuseby]

Dogs and cats together are crazy enough. Just add a parrot that laughs like Boris Karloff and stalks the other creatures from beneath furniture to the mix. Unfortunately all of those maniacs have died and I've gotten divorced, but holy crap it was funny to watch most of the time.

[Lawrence]

in that first one I was just waiting for the cat to unleash a whoopin on those dogs

[bigalcal]

Reminds of Jessie around Kudra before the rematch!

[dube]

weedy that vid is effin gold. I'm not sure if cats are smarter but they are definitely more serious. No self respecting cat would spin circles to try and confuse it's opponent like ol' spuds did. awesome tactic in my opinion.

[Brownstone]

I dunno..you'll get better laughs and action out of a dog..cats are cool but in a different kinda way.. funny vids..

[dube]

I would say the youtube clip is way more of a dog vid than a cat vid. The cat is just being a typical arsehole and the hound is a total comedian. not hard to tell whos got more personality out of those two.