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> Two men were driving through Saskatchewan when they got

> pulled over by

> an RCMP officer.

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> The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his

> nightstick. The

> driver rolled down the window, and

> WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

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> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

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> "You're in Saskatchewan son, "the cop

> answered. "When we pull you over

> in Saskatchewan, you better

> have your license ready by the time we get to your

> car."

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> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said,

> "I'm not from around here."

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> The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's

> clean, and gives the guy

> his license back.

> The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on

> the window.

> The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the cop

> smacks him on

> the head with the nightstick.

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> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger

> demands.

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> "Just making your wish come true," replied the

> cop.

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> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger

> asked.

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> "Because I know your type," the cop says,

> "two miles down the road,

> you're gonna turn to your buddy

> and say, 'I wish that ***hole would've tried that

> *hit with me!'"

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