Little Johnny Joke No. 114

[Taco]

Little Johnny was 6 years old and just learning to read.

 

He and his mother were reading a book on animals when he pointed at one page and cried, "Look, Mommy! It's a frickin' elephant!"

 

His mother took a deep breath and said, "What did you say?"

 

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! Look! It says so right here!"

 

And so it did: "African Elephant."

[jonny5]

Its a true story, I was there.