birchy Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Quote
reevesr1 Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Ha! A three legged dog walks in to a bar, orders a drink and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw" Quote
LynnF Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 Peanut was walking down a dark alley. He was assaulted. Quote
LynnF Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 To make up for my last one: An out-of-breath 8 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?" He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation. When Grandpa was finally done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing that she was overwhelmed, he asked her what had caused the sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs." Quote
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