Down Home Country Superlatives

[Castuserraticus]

What are your favourites?

 

I was so excited I didn't have enough skin let to blink.

 

I approach fishing like sex - not much skill but lots of enthusiasm.

[bigbowtrout]

Most likely to be mistaken for a well armed lemur

[Teck71]

I was about as mad as the keebler elf who was demoted to fudge packer.

 

It's about as cold as a witch's tittie in a cast iron bra on the shady side of an iceberg.

 

and the one the wife really don't like

 

Thats about as slow as a 2 inch piece of *hit, coming out of a 1 inch hole.

 

and one from my Dear ole Pa

 

Just cause I call ya son, don't make ya bright.

 

Do ya feel the love on that last one?

[openfly]

Redneck pick-up lines:

 

If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep till noon.

 

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

Is there a mirror in yer pants cuz I can see myself in em.

[Brownstone]

"I couldn't pick up a chick if she had a handle on her back"..pulled that outta nowhere in college when a bogus pick up line failed .. she laughed so hard she had no choice but to bring me back to Burton's Pond..