Castuserraticus Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 What are your favourites? I was so excited I didn't have enough skin let to blink. I approach fishing like sex - not much skill but lots of enthusiasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Most likely to be mistaken for a well armed lemur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I was about as mad as the keebler elf who was demoted to fudge packer. It's about as cold as a witch's tittie in a cast iron bra on the shady side of an iceberg. and the one the wife really don't like Thats about as slow as a 2 inch piece of *hit, coming out of a 1 inch hole. and one from my Dear ole Pa Just cause I call ya son, don't make ya bright. Do ya feel the love on that last one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openfly Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Redneck pick-up lines: If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep till noon. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. Is there a mirror in yer pants cuz I can see myself in em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "I couldn't pick up a chick if she had a handle on her back"..pulled that outta nowhere in college when a bogus pick up line failed .. she laughed so hard she had no choice but to bring me back to Burton's Pond.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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