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I was about as mad as the keebler elf who was demoted to fudge packer.

 

It's about as cold as a witch's tittie in a cast iron bra on the shady side of an iceberg.

 

and the one the wife really don't like

 

Thats about as slow as a 2 inch piece of *hit, coming out of a 1 inch hole.

 

and one from my Dear ole Pa

 

Just cause I call ya son, don't make ya bright.

 

Do ya feel the love on that last one?

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