Weedy1 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving". The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language." Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son comes out of his room and resumes playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonefisher Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Men and children first leave the women they can hold em off while we make our escape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy1 Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 For Lonefisher: I thought I would transfer your quote over to this thread as opposed to poluting Lynns thread any further. Fat Bastard: Mister English Colonel tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh, I'm a hard case" he says. [louder] Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner. LOL yeah I have no kids...... its probably a good thing too The following site wouldn't happen to be your site would it? http://www.eatbabies.com/recipes/babiesalaflambe.htm http://www.eatbabies.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonefisher Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 WOW you tracked me down..... don't tell the FBI they have been looking for me..... PS anyone need a babyea--- I mean sitter LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystrange Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Men and children first leave the women they can hold em off while we make our escape! i'm with you... i can fend them off for a while but after that... i don't know, all bets are off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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