Awesome Joke

[Guest Jeremie]

Okay so for anyone... who wants to hear a joke here it is. Viewer discretion is advised... BLAH BLAH BLAH 14A etc.

 

so john is hanging out with his buddy jacob at the coffee shop, jacob says john you looks bad, but john says but i feels good, so he just takes it and walks away. The next day he walks out, and somebody from the street points out, hey man are you okay? you looks bad. But john once again replies but i feels good. So he keeps on going and goes through the day as he normally would, nice cup of coffee, read the paper, pets his dog, takes bath etc.. The next day, he sees his mother, his mother points out Son you look terrible, but he once again insists that he feels great but this time he decides to go see the doctor.

 

He gets to the doctors office and the doctor calls him in. He walks in a tells the doctor "Doc I feels good, but people say i looks terrible" So the doctor doesnt know what to do, so he pulls out his handbook. He starts looking through the pages and names the labels off. Looks good, feels good? Nope, Looks bad feels bad? Nope. The doctor exclaims AHA here it is!

 

John. You are a V*G*N*A.

 

mods feel free to remove. I think its funny. I got another one i'll type up some other time of the same genre.

[LynnF]

OK...I got one.

 

2 elderly ladies meet at the park for their regular Monday morning get together. One says to the other "you come on the bus today". The other says "yeah, but I tried to make it look like an asthma attack".

 

[Taco]

So Lynn..................................................................never mind.

[LynnF]

No Taco...never had asthma....fake or otherwise.