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    Great Jokes To Share!

    in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)

    Posted

    A taxidermist was driving through Arkansas when he thought he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles.

    He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?"

    The man replied "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that."

    The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish."

    With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us".

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    Great Jokes To Share!

    in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)

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    Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.

    The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back."

    The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.

    The first blonde asked "What are you doing?"

    The second blonde replied "Marking the spot."

    "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?

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    Online Material Supplier?

    in Fly Tying Bench

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    Hi Randy, a friend of mine has a store on ebay. He does not have a lot listed, but almost always has new listings of materials and flies... If you personal message him on Ebay and ask him for something in particular, chances are he will have it. He is originally from here in Med Hat, but now lives in Salmon Arm B.C. .... Link below...

     

    Cheers.... Jeff..

     

    http://stores.ebay.ca/theperfectcastfliesandsupplies/_i.html?rt=nc&_pgn=1&_ipg=48

    Great Jokes To Share!

    in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)

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    Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

    "We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

    "Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

    "But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

    The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

    As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"

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