SantaClaus

You have to be gentler on those "things" you ask for every year Firefrog. Try putting in a little less air and maybe try a few new positions that will put less pressure on the "thing". Sorry about the box screwup last year, but please, I don't need anymore of your pictures showing what happened.

Nope, won't happen. I'm looking forward to some decent weather up here for a change. The elves will look good in boots too.

Ban Santa? Ho, ho, ho ,ho ,ho.

No, No, No Dekkard. You thought I didn't know you poached that bully and fried him up in butter in that 24" cast iron frying pan out on the Oldman this summer. You're on the Overly Naughty list for another year. Try again next year, I might bring you a Canadian Tire rod with an extra special reel if your a good boy.

No problem Brad. I'm going to give you the power to spell Brian correctly for an entire year. Remember, "I" before "A" except if you're ghay!!

Oh I'm so very sorry Headscan that you didn't receive your bike. You see it was a a bad time in my life. I was into the weed way too much and I didn't just screw up by forgetting your bike. There were lots of mindless things I did, like leaving the bong and bags of weed in 420's stocking, the crack that dropped onto the floor Rickr's house,,,, or was that at Sundance's,,,, oh I don't know it's all a blur. Here's a little something to sum it all up. Click here if the movie does not play.

Try not to make it that Glenfiddich crap like last year. I left a lot of yellow roof tops if you know what I mean. As far as waking the wife up goes, if you had been doing your job right she wouldn't have awaken and would have had been very well rested in the morning. Check your stocking this year, I`ll leave a little something to help straighten things out. I'm SantaClaus, not God. Merry Christmas, Santa

Merry Christmas Everyone, It's Seasons Greetings here at the North Pole. Everyone is very busy getting ready for the big day. All the elves are working especially hard making fly rods for those that haven’t been naughty this year and getting the Sleigh ready for the flight. Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer have been playing Texas Hold’Em and testing their skills at beer pong in the games room. Mrs. Claus is mending my big red suit after I lost a button climbing down a steep slope in hunt of a few choice bullies last year. And me, well I've been busy making my list, and of course... checking it twice. I must say that Mrs. Claus has been treating me pretty good for this time of year too!! I see a few of you have not been very good this year, in fact down right naughty little peckers. This year I promise there will be a nice little surprise in your stockings. A surprise or two I'm sure, HO, HO, HO, HO ,HO. Be sure to get to bed early Christmas Eve... the sooner you do, the sooner I can drop by! If you plan to leave a snack, I really enjoy a fresh mixture of cooked beans, cauliflower and cabbage, and of course cookies and milk. And be sure to set aside something for the reindeer. They get pretty hungry doing all that flying! For those of you that never sent your letters to the North Pole in time for me to read them I will be periodically checking back here to see what you’re hoping I will bring you. Merry Christmas, Santa PS: It looks like we may have to move sometime in the new year due to all the melting of the ice at the North Pole so if I'm a little late next year don't be alarmed. At least the old sea bear finds it amusing.........