birchy Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 A bus stops and Nigerian men get on. They sit down and engage in an Animated conversation. An African-American sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed African pigs," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." I bet you $10.00 that you're going to read this again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryH Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 You have to be as old as Clive to know how old that joke is . It's still a good laugh though. Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSalmon Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I had to read it twice...but definitely a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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