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So this duck walks into a convenience store and the clerk says, "Can I help you?"

 

Duck says, "Do you have any lip balm?"

 

Clerk answers, "Sure, right here. Will that be cash or credit?"

 

Duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

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Good one F/A.

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A guy walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Where's the Vaseline?"

The pharmacists says, "Walk this way."

Guy says, "If I could walk THAT way, I'd not need the Vaseline."

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I love that little store. Nothing like spending a day in the heat at Premier and popping down there for an ice cream the size of your head.

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