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Taco

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  1. Sick buncha pussies -_-
  2. May be ok in this case........... those look more like yellowstones.... Pure natives are a bit of a rarity in the National Parks system, the Feds did a lot of "improving" in the past.
  3. Couple more...... A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. He was immediately arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
  4. A skydiver bails outta a plane, when he pulls the rip cord his main chute won't open. Not panickin' he tries his reserve chute... it won't open. Still not panickin' but damn good and nervous wonderin' what the hell he's gonna do when he glances over and happens to see a guy headed the other way at about the same speed. The skydiver hollers at the guy "HEY, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT @#*&%$&*^ PARACHUTES??" The guy hollers back "NO.....YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT @#*&%$&*^ GAS BARBECUES???"
  5. Contact Sage, toll free at (800) 533-3004, they may be able to help but the RPL+ is a rod 10 yrs out of production... sorry to say but carbon fibre rods are pretty much unrepairable if broken.... the original owner could send it back and you'll most likely end up with a new replacement rod.
  6. 305 posts........................??....................... I think that means you have no life :D
  7. Nah Grizz gives me hell and tells me to settle down all the time via PMs :P
  8. That's hilarious summer/fall of 2000 just for the hell of it, I walked and fished the entire length of the L'stone and I think I ran into more bears than flyfishers. Took me about 16-18 fishing days, probably averaged 50 fish a day 12" or better until I got above the Falls, no rainbows or cutbows , never had to resort to nymphing, majority of fish caught on a sz14 Bastard Adams. The next summer I started to run into guys that were about pissin' themselves over how good the fishin' was and the summer after that it took off. I don't bother to fish it much anymore.
  9. Allen's Trout Farm on Lott Ck is where the arctic char escaped from. http://www.troutchar.ca/index.htm
  10. IMO 5 yrs ago was worse but it's startin to pickup steam again http://members.shaw.ca/clives/camping_2.html 2002 there was @ at least 6 of these camps on the NW Banch Rd... last week...2 that I saw, one with an occupancy permit.
  11. Holy smoly! A Mike ! time for a beer
  12. Talked to the SRD office in Pincher...said he'd have someone look into it today
  13. Ditto... been up the rd 3-4 times.
  14. New Minister runs a bit of a different show..he shut down that Willow Creek boondoogle fast enough.
  15. I see somebody built himself a low budget track on Racehorse. I wonder if it's legal, gonna make some calls tomorrow.
  16. But not hardly surprising...simply a continuance of an Western European attitude toward native species prevalent for the past century or more... mother nature needs improving. I'll see plenty of evidence of that today, headin' up to the top end of Cataract Gotta go walk with the grizzlies....I'm gone................................
  17. Well at the very least an Aggie.
  18. An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Texan were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage"! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building. The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again"! If I get burritos one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off too. The Texan opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again"! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time for lunch I'm jumping too. At lunch the next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Texan opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death too. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping and she says, "If I'd known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again." The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Texan's wife. She said, "Hey, don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."
  19. Two good ol' Texans bought a couple of horses that they used to make some money during the summer. But when winter came, they found it cost too much to board them. So they turned the horses loose in a pasture where there was plenty to eat. 'How will we tell yours from mine when we pick them up?' one of them asked the other. 'Easy,' replied the other. 'We'll cut the mane off mine and the tail off yours.' By spring, the mane and tail had grown back to normal length. 'Now what are we going to do?' asked the first. 'Why don't you just take the black one?' said the second. 'And I'll take the white one.'
  20. Damn and all this time I thought it was "Ohhh *hit!"
  21. The up side?.......................... it only seems to get the stupid
  22. Oh Christ don't tell him that Rick.......he's hyper enough as it is :P :P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually Rick he's a pretty good guy for an ex gubbermint man :D
  23. Yeah right................ Toronna with a view
  24. It was some yrs ago but I believe it was a Payne, very stiff in the tip. I couldn't get myself to wait long enough for the rod to load and throw the line for me. I am or was a kinda big muscle bound SOB with a corresponding quick wristy casting stroke and tend to like progressives with stiff butt end . One very frustrating experience.......kinda like play golf. :D Funny thing though... I recently bought an old 7' 3M/Phillipson glass and kinda enjoy the feelin' of the rod flexing down through the cork, fishes real nice on little creeks. Kinda fun...........think I'm gettin old B)
  25. OK that worked, Thanks
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